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Why Mondays stink:

1. Your weekend says BYE BYE SO LONG SO SAD TOO BAD

2. You get up early because you HAVE to (not because Mr Hunky is serving you fresh squeezed orange juice and champagne and feeding you strawberries)

3. The red light is always blinking on your phone at work when you come in on monday - despite the fact you went in over the weekend.

4. Pile of faxes. Note, pages are never in order and at this point all mixed together.

5. The interns that get away with showing up "whenever" wearing "that"

6. Your coffee naturally has more chance of spilling on you on mondays - even more so if you are wearing the cute new top you JUST bought saturday. Don't EVEN think about wearing white or pink on Monday those colors contain some magnetic strip that attracts coffee and other perm stain causing liquids.

7. Your male boss says "Boy YOU look tired" which as a woman you ponder and overthink for about 3 miserable hours of the day. "Do I look that bad?" "Maybe he was saying I look old." "Does he think I go out partying like a rockstar every weekend?" "Crap, I just spent $20 on new foundation, not wearing that again." "He doesn't say that to then men around here"

8. You hear other people talking about their weekends and have that awful insecure feeling that you got in high school when you spent the weekend going to the movies with your little brother/foreign exchange student/weird cousin and you hear the other kids talking about "Bif's totally awesome basement party with a kegger. It totally rocked"

9. You get home and the dog pooped on the new rug. Under the new dining room table. Next to the pond of pee.

10. You fly your white flag and go to order pizza - your debit card is declined (due to the shopping spree that included cute new top purchase that you are standing in that now has a coffee stain on it that is sort of shaped like Ireland, well what you think Ireland is shaped like)

Next, exploring Tuesdays and why we call it Monday's Evil Sibling....