PINKBUNNIESLIPPERS

What a girl to do? All this week my right eye has been horribly swollen up like a Shar Pai's. It's sort of embarassing and gross. The Dr did not have a sufficent answer so I sit at work all puffy and squinty. I have been wearing skirts this week in an attempt to guide people's stares to my white plump legs rather than the "eye sore" (haha) and it's been working. People have been noticing my skirts! Yippee doodle. Until the dreaded moment when someone stops you and says in a low whisper "Your skirt is in your pantyhose...just thought I'd tell you"