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There's a lot I will do and probably more I won't do.
Will do: overeat, donate used clothes, try new recipes, order 10 magazines, give the furry kids extra treats, give the furry kids chewies to quiet them down*, hear the same stories from the husband over and over, overspend, anything for my family/friends, argue a stupid point, complain about complainers, shy away from confrontation, enjoy making lists.
Won't do: skydive, eat anything wiggling, walk away without spilling something, compulsively clean, give up reading, excessive excersize, pass up a sale, let anyone not acknowledge that if my furry kids were "kids" they wouldn't go anywhere but Harvard as they are the smartest/wittiest/most brilliant things on earth.

That said I will do almost anything for a good charity. Especially ones dealing with cancer issues because as you know, I have been there. Sooooooooo come December you will see me at my new gig selling TAH DAH .... KAZOO's. At the MALL. On a Friday. You see, once a year around these parts comes www.worldslargestdisco.com. A wonderful charitable organization for kids with cancer. (read: donate please!) Every year we go. We put on the gear buy our VIP Except this one. Legit reasons like the husband having neck surgery....etc.

Karma must be telling me something. or just as usual a reminder God has a sense of humor.




*human parents think "giving candy to a kid to quiet them down." It works for 20 seconds then all hell breaks loose and you have created a bigger problem than you started with.