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Ok so as you will see I had a very eventful day (for my world) and the worst part was while Mr Furnace man was here I SWEAR as he noticed my eyes galzing over he said as he was explaining Model xyz sings and dances but Model abc is more of an introvert he stopped and said "AM I TALKING TOO FAST FOR YOU?"
Oh man he short bussed me! I can't believe he short bussed me!
THEN THE HUSBAND aka man I pledge eternity with, says "Hahaha she's just thinking about shoes!"
both men chuckled. WTF! Furnace man, YOU are on notice. Mr PBS I will deal with you when the time is right (like after I get fucking heat)

My day.

7am - Mr and Mrs PBS realize they wake up as popsicles and yep the furnace is off.
7:10 am Mr PBS breaks the bad news. Furnace kaput.
8am call furnace company (believe the snickered when they said they'd be here at noon but...)
9:00 Hauled ass to driving court.
9:30 given reduced ticket and HEFTY wtf fine for my need for speed. (sidenote awesome people watching at town court. Really Mr scruffy smelly man you wanna peice of the judge? Punk with pants dropping down and showing his scivies you want to explain your "reason" for public disturbance?)
12pm Furnace man shows UP. Furnace man says give me all your money. Me say NONONO. He says yes. We comprmise so he only will take 3/4ths our money and promise of a first born (sucka - cancer won that battle)
12:30pm Mr PBS announces we are eating Ramen noodles and snow for next 4 months then just dirt after spring.
1pm in denial I start online shopping.
1:15pm stupid guilt, decline "FREE SHIPPING 60% OFF" ads.
3Pm MR PBS goes back to office for awhile.
4pm Temp fixed furnace dies IRONICALLY when Heath Ledger does. ODD

*poor Heath. That little girl. I was the same age when my father passed away and just can not explain to anyone the odd sensation of knowing you never will remember one tiny bit of the man that helped create you.