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Dear Self

You must be strong and pull yourself away from this Olympic obesession. Staying up all night and the stress and strain of cheering on your athletes (who knew I was a die hard fan of TRAMPOLINE?) hour after hour is taking it's toll. You needed SIX cups 'o coffee this morning just to be functional. And by saying functional I am being kind. It wasn't pretty.

I know you feel patriotic and at the same time slightly curious about the Chinese system of training it's robots - er, I mean athletes is understandable. And as they say if you can't be an anthlete be an athletic supporter (har har snicker snicker) but just ease up a little. Don't you miss House Hunters? The Office? reruns of Friends for the love of God?????!!!!

Self says: I'll just check a few more stats then turn off the tv....wait. Is that table tennis? Oh for the love of that is all cheesey.

10 more minutes. Just ten more minutes