PINKBUNNIESLIPPERS

I will take my chances for a full frontal attack but seriously, Madonna really grates on my nerves. I have never been impressed with her. In fact I remember hearing Holiday for the first time while skipping a class back in 198* - er a long time ago. At the time I was really obsessed with bands like The Jam & The Clash so it wasn't my type of music. Then came along her acting career (RIP) which horrified the whole western world. Then came her love affair with Kabbalah* Now she is just an a$$ with a lot of money living in England mouthing off about American politics**. When I was younger and aheckofawholelot thinner someone told me I had a resemblance (someone else told me I looked like their "Aunt Thelma" so drunk sources are never usually good to quote) to her which heck she used to be plumper with chipmunk cheeks and bushy eyebrows so my 21 year old self did NOT take it as a compliment.

So I kind of wish her Sticky part of her tour was a sticky mouse trap that she would get stuck to and we could be done with her and her self indulgent crass behavior.


*which all I know about is you wear this red string but so do the pro anoerexics so um how do you know if someone is starving or starving for religios knowledge?

**we don't care if Sarah Palin is not invited to your show but would like to encourage more airing of discussion OF politics for all to make an informed decision. And besides I think Sarah, Obama and the rest have more pressing matters to attentd to rather than watch you romp yourself around (face it, it's kind of like watching your drunk relative acting all sexy and just wanting the floor to swallow you up) the stage.