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Why I hate 40.

I hate 40 because...

I have more wrinkles and not attractive wisdom filled ones.

Going up and down stairs is a challenge not a gym activity.

My hair now goes dark at the roots (ok grey, I'll say it) FASTER. It shocked me when I noticed this.

It's no longer cute to have too much to drink. You look sad and old.

One word: Ma'am

My teeth have hairline cracks.

Words and phrases are now failing me. It would be amusing - if I were a teenager looking to poke fun of someone.

Children think you were born before fire was discovered.

I now talk about the "good old days" - and how shows aren't the same - with great frequency.

My mortgage is almost sure to out live me.