PINKBUNNIESLIPPERS

7am leave for work. 7:20 am arrive and park car. 7:21am reach around for tote bag and purse. Discover NO PURSE. First thought is not "I don't have my ID" noooo my first thought is OMG NO LUNCH MONEY. 7:30am log in and relecutantly start working and have thought flash as to why there are "lunch stealers" in corporate culture (obviously men/women who leave wallets at home.) 8:00am until 12:30 work and listen to various conversations that have me peeing my pants in my head (read stupidity.) Also look for snacky type snacks in or around my desk. Come up with jar of peanut butter and tea bag as my area is packed for moving to new location. 12:40pm friend says will spring for lunch. 1:40 (ISH) back at office. 2:00pm secretary comes over and announces to office my car door is "wide open". In effort not to appear a total loser I say there must be a strong wind for it to be lifted open after I KNOW I closed it. Entire office knows I am a dweeb who can't remember to shut her door. 2:30pm get new ID badges taken by Sparky and want to destroy photo taker. Cry as I look like Charlie Brown on acid (no eyebrows/eyelashes and big round head ready to POP) and play Peanuts theme song loud on speakers and whine accordingly. Co worker tells me he looks like Marlon Brando and produces Godfather theme.

Go home and order pizza. Put purse by door to remember in the morning.