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OK - I couldn't wait to run home (literally) and tell this story so here I am smack in the middle of the day blogging it.

Obnoxious Work Girl (We call her UPS*) ran around all morning with a sweater with a million tags inside out. Of course being the heartless soul I am it sent me in fits of giggles. Once done cackling at her misfortune (and once reversed there were no deodorant marks so therefore I was convinced because she DOESN'T USE ANY) I realized I had left my diamond stud 1st anniversary earrings on the bed this morning. With the dog that eats everything (Note: Auburn Kat has met her and while she melted in her company and was a perfect angel we do call this one Baby Satan.)Who was crazy this morning. Who would swallow them just to teach me a lesson. I had to leave work and shlep from downtown back to my suburban island and got hunting for the said earrings.
Good news was Zophia did not get to them**. Bad news was frick and frack broke into the living room and she destroyed everything in there.

I will not laugh at UPS. I will not laugh at UPS.


*Useless Piece of S***

**yay for me I had actually remembered to put them away.