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Let me first state it's hot.
I mean really hot.
It's so hot outside feels and smells like what I imagine to be the inside of a teenage boy's sneaker. (I know, collective "EWWWW" but it got the point across!) So I, like any rational girl, have been staying indoors in the central air (also known as The Reason I Will Never Retire) shopping online. Because walking ten feet to the car to go to the mall will make me melt.
Oh yes and the heat is making me breakout like the formentioned teenage boy. I am one pimple away from making a Pro Active commercial - and by that I mean my own video begging them to send me stuff. A woman of my, uh, mature years should NOT be slathering themselves with ZAPDAZIT. I remember the good old days just slathering on the Retinol A. sigh.

Kelsey and Zophia are laying dramatically acorss the bare floor (note they normally will ONLY lay on the bed and are disgruntaled if the sheet thread count falls below 300. Seriously they will snort like good human help is ever so hard to find these days) doing their best impression of a swooning southern belles saying "Oh my the heat. It's just too much. Please, I'd be ever so grateful for a cold compress to put across my forehead" as they try to lift up their heads.