PINKBUNNIESLIPPERS

Yesterday I went to a dessert tasting event. I ended up wearing a balloon hat.
How do you go from point a to point z? I claim it's becuase of my super coolness (read willingness to look like an ass.) Anyhoo There were the best of desserts in the WNY region. Let me just say they were awesome. I'd love to list them all but my pudgy sugar/fat filled fingers can't take that much work. I did get to spend time with my new "niece" (my friend just adopted) - as we stalked the dessert booths. I often wonder if I would have been a good Mom. I make an awesome Aunt. But being that I enjoy the luxury of flinging the child back to it's parent if something wet/stinky/leaky/bizaare happens within the diaper region I guess the best aunt is what I was meant to do.

I can practice saying things like:

"Oh I didn't know I wasn't supposed to give her/him that much sugar"
"Opps i guess I let her/him stay up a little too late but Craig Ferguson is funny"
"I thought R in R movies stood for Rad!"
"I knew she'd/he'd like the one with lots of little pieces best"
"I thought YOU had already said that word in front of her/him"
"Just ask, your little one can mix up the BEST G&T ever.I never have to get off the couch even to cut the lime wedge. She/He does it all!"
"But now she/he found out why we don't stick fingers in a socket"
"Oh btw why I told her Mom and Dad would love a puppy/kitten/pony"

Betcha want me to babysit someday.