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Over at Auburn Kat's site she featured the book "He's just not into you" which prompted some laughter from this gal as I cornered the market in the 80's and 90's of Here's Your Sign moments in dating. Not always the happy go lucky (HAR!) self confident chick that I am these days gave me great material to share as a warning to all my singleton friends out there.

Signs he's just not into PBS:

1. Your car dies in the middle of a busy street, you call your bf and are informed he will be there "after he finishes his dinner" that his MOM COOKED FOR HIM. THAT HE LIVED AT HOME WITH.

2. Your car dies in the middle of a scary area on a dark night you call your bf and he laughs and says he will be there "after he finishes his beer with the guys"
(note: two different bf's and two different cars, I have no luck with either)

3. You are driving over to your bf's house and you see him walking ARM IN ARM with another girl and SHE IS WEARING HIS RUGBY SHIRT. You stop to scream and they ask for a ride.

4. You have two tickets to a swanky New Year's party and he says "I am booked for the next few New Year's Eve's" then "oh the tickets were paid for? I would have gone in that case"

5. #4 says as you are walking into a Denny's (ahem) "hope you're not hungry I only have six dollars"

7. While celebrating your birthday out with your friends and your new beau he asks YOUR SISTER OUT. (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

8. He takes you to a family (his) funeral and leaves you there to meet up with someone else.

9. In eight years of dating you get a total of three cards and presents such as an IOU and a baseball mitt.

10. You are hanging out at six dollar man's house and he randomly turns to you and says "you're still here?"

Yes folks. I hang my head with shame that I found these men. I dated these men. In a case or two I was in love with these men. Thank goodness for Mr PBS. Although now that I think of it the bar that was set before him was not set that high.